Tuesday, March 9, 2010

男女大不同(外遇篇)

外遇的人回遭受到什么待遇?
这就要视乎你的性别、你的长相和你另一半的长相。

如果你是男的,而且是长得很抱歉,你就会听到“下流、贱格!”
可是你是男的,而长相又大卫碧咸,你就会听到“风流,可是有性格。”

如果你是男的,而另一半的长相很一般,你会听到“背信弃义,狼心狗肺。”
可是你是男的,而另一半的长相很抱歉,你会听到“天经地义,浪漫无罪。”

而如果你是女的,不过长相如何,另一半长相如何。
你都会背上淫妇,不守妇道等的难听话语。
为什么男生还有一半的机会被歌颂,而女生没有这种待遇呢?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

同时交5位

如果有一位男生说:
『我现在同时和5个女生在交往中。』
你可能会以很鄙视的眼光看他。
觉得他花心、不负责任及对爱情不忠。

可是当一位女生说:
『我想这两年里面嫁出去,所以为了不浪费青春在一个人的身上,我同一时间交5位男友。我觉得这个方法很好,让我可以省去很多时间去选自己最钟意的。』
明明说辞一样,可是却被人接受。
这...是男女大不同?还是说话的艺术?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

女士们的价值

『那个女星为了争一口气,当天记者会爆奶,很有诚意吧?』
『另外一个女星能做些什么?难道脱光吗?』
『结果另外一个女星还是抢了风头,那个奶都没有用!』
以上的谈话内容是出自一位资深女记者的口中。

现在发生了什么事?
难道除了脸蛋、身材、胸部...
女明星就没有东西可以让别人欣赏了吗?
没有别的才华了吗?

Monday, February 8, 2010

Come Back To Me

The rain falls on my windows
And a coldness runs through my soul
And the rain falls, oh the rain falls
I don't want to be alone

I wish that I could photoshop all our bad memories
Because the flashbacks, oh the flashbacks
Won't leave me alone

If you come back to me
I'll be all that you need
Baby, come back to me
Let me make up for what happened in the past

Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
Boy, you're one in a million (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
You're one in a million (one in a million)

Lower east side of Manhattan
She goes shopping for new clothes
And she buys this
And she buys that
Just leave her alone

I wish that he would listen to her side of the story
It isn't that bad
It isn't that bad
And she's wiser for it now

I admit I cheated
Don't know why I did it
But I do regret it
Nothing I can do or say can change the past

Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
Boy, you're one in a million (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
You're one in a million (one in a million)

Everything I ever did
Heaven knows I'm sorry babe
I was too dumb to see
You were always there for me
And my curiosity got the better of me
Baby take it easy on me

Anything from A to Z
Call me what you wanna but
I open my heart to be
You are my priority
Can't you see you punished me
More than enough already
Baby take it easy on me

Baby, take it easy on me

Baby come back to me
Baby come back to me

Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
Boy, you're one in a million (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
You're one in a million (one in a million)

Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
Boy, you're one in a million (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
I'll be everything you need (come back)
Baby come back to me (come back)
You're one in a million (one in a million)

Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na...

Utada Hikaru - Come Back To Me

Friday, January 15, 2010

细水长流

为什么越来越多人会为了爱情轻生?
而且轻生的人越来越年轻?

那是因为明明没有爱得那么深,却装着爱得要生要死。
明明只认识两天,就非常亲密。
明明只开始交往两个星期,就认定他/她是终生伴侣。
明明要两年的时间去了解对方,却认为两小时的“资料搜索”就够了解了。

且看李清照的丈夫到外远征,她也只不过利用诗词来发泄情绪。
可是现在的情侣那里能够忍受一小时里面的“失联”?
把自己拉得绷紧,其实就是往自己的脖子系上绳子。
要知道细水长流,每一次都大雨大浪的,不消几个回合就收档啦!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

爱的力量

是什么让一个花样年华的少女抛弃城市的繁华,到原野去生活?
是爱!

那是什么让这位少女决定离开荒芜的地方回到原点呢?
是因为不爱了。

Saturday, November 14, 2009

男女大不同(怪责篇)

纣王残暴,贪图酒池肉林残害忠良百姓,骂他的人不多。
可是人们反而记得妲己害人不浅。

吴三桂引清兵入关,没有人骂他。
反而怪陈圆圆红颜祸水。

现代的政治家和明星如果遇上桃色绯闻或丑闻,他们会说:
『我犯了全天下男人所犯的错。』
人们都回说:
『啊呀,为了一个女人害了前途。』
为什么没有人怪说:
『都是这个男的好色。』

历史上女性地位低微,所以史家把所有责任怪在女性身上。
现在讨论男女平等,可是为什么错在男方怪在女方?